Today, my friend Danny and I came up with interesting ways to explain comic book characters. The results are below!
Thor, the story of a man who couldn't pick up a hammer, and then he could.
Green Lantern, the story of a man who loved green and wore a ring.
Superman, the story of a busy city dweller who only has time to change in phone booths.
Spider-Man, the story of a hip teen photographer who gets himself into and out of sticky situations.
Batman, the story of an eccentric billionaire with a karate fetish.
Robin, the story of a boy adopted by an eccentric billionaire who forces him to masquerade as a different boy, wearing tights.
Martian Manhunter, the story of an illegal immigrant forced to bounty hunt to survive.
The Hulk: A scientist with a real anger management problem.
The Flash : an american abusing performance enhancing substances.
Iron Man: An eccentric billionaire who likes wearing eccentric suits.
Guardians of the Galaxy : a group of thieves learn that while they're a little amoral, they're not fully genocidal.
Captain America: The story of a very patriotic american soldier.
Green Arrow : even in the face of empirically better weaponry, a man refuses to give up fighting with his bow.
Hawkeye: Another story of a man dedicated to his bow. He also likes purple.
Catwoman : an orphan is forced into a life of crime to survive the brutal city streets.
Wonder Woman: The story of an Amazonian woman finding her place in a metropolis larger than she is.
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